How to Get My Sarcasm From a Certain Scottish Woman Shirt
If you’re unfamiliar with the song, “I Get My Sarcasm From A Certain Scottish Woman,” check out the video for it, and you’ll probably be getting your sarcasm from the singer/songwriter (and not the t-shirt). Anyway, the song is about a girl in his life who was always too quiet, soppy, and self-absorbed to matter much to him; he could live with that, if he could get past her. Well, he can’t, so he decides to get away from her to go do his own thing…or at least that’s what he’s supposed to do.
He gets himself thrown out of a window by a waiter (who, of course, has no business in Scottish culture), so he barges into a bar and fights the man who threw him out. Once he gets back to his apartment, his sister (who is also Scottish) tells him that she wants him to go marry her instead. Of course, he has to convince her, and not a bunch of people who know him, like his sister. Thus, the shirt comes into place.
After the wedding, he walks up to his sister, puts on his I Get My Sarcasm from a Certain Scottish Woman shirt, goes up to her and starts kissing her, then pulls back when she tries to get him to touch her. After a few tries, she finally agrees, then he kisses her again and proceeds to eat her out of fear and love. After that, they share a few more kisses before he runs off to bed, then throws the shirt on the bed and goes to sleep. So if you are a Scottish woman and you’re trying to figure out how to get your own side of I Get My Sarcasm from a Certain Scottish Woman shirt on, it should be a pretty easy task.