I’m A Grumpy Old Man And I Do What I Want When I Want It – Get The T-Shirt
So then, why would you want a T-Shirt, if you are grumpy old man with a bad temper and no sense of direction or control over your life? Wouldn’t you rather be out on the streets having a good time, possibly buying a cheap ticket or two, than trying to get a girl to come back to you? What better a reason than that? Besides, who wants to be on the wrong side of a grumpy old man anyway? You know what I mean. You can always tell someone who is grumpy, “You’re such an old fool, but you still have some brains.”
Okay so, I’m grumpy because I have a problem with people, but I have hope for you. I’m grumpy because I have hope for you. That’s right, you can get the T-Shirt that you want, if you act like a guy who doesn’t give a damn what the world thinks, then I’m going to help you get that T-Shirt. And not only will I help you get it, I’ll also be there to slap you in the face and tell you how stupid your life is, if you don’t change.
Now here’s the deal, I’m not going to talk about getting a girl to come back to you. I’ll let you discover that for yourself, as long as you’re still alive. You can’t find me, if you try to. All I’m going to say is that, if you’re reading this then you have hope, and you have the power to make any girl to crawl back to you, if she feels like she can. If you do, don’t hesitate to act on it.